*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

claudehbukowski:

"how are you doing at college?"

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"how is that job hunting going?"

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"have you got anything planned for the future?"

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poupon:

isabelasbooty:

i fucking love renaissance art like i saw this piece today that depicted the virgin’s immaculate conception as a tiny jesus flying in through a window on a collision course with mary’s hoo ha like

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LOOK AT HIM GO

i have seen this painting so many times and i literally have never noticed the littlest dive bombing messiah

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

edgebug:

rectumofglory:

andromedalogic:

direcartographies:

a moment of silence for all the fanfiction lost to the ravages of time, unsalvageable even by the wayback machine, condemned to its final resting place in the deactivated archives of fansites for now-syndicated television shows

rest in bytes my dear lemons and limes

Natalie Dormer for People Magazine {x}

girl: *screams at a boyband concert*
society: man what’s wrong with her that band totally brainwashed her
boy: *favorite football team loses**starts riots and people end up dead*
society: great to see the younger generation being passionate about something!!

liasangria:

things I like:

  • drawing
  • terrible puns
  • myself

things I dislike:

  • drawing 
  • terrible puns
  • myself

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house